Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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