similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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