I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
