glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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