love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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