dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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