So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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