Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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