It's Friday. Sex?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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