I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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