There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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