He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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