They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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