porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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