Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
