Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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