So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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