No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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