I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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