Its about making memories worth repressing
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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