hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
His hands were made for my vagina.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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