Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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