Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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