On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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