mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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