I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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