just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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