saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Do vagina's smell?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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