It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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