Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
