idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You can't motorboat a personality
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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