Don't you send me to vm
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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