i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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