We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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