So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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