Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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