dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The Olympian is in my bed
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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