first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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