They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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