Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
COCAINE IS GR8
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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