you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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