tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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