sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Randomize
