I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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