i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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