shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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