just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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