Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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