If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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