and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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