What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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